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Special appearances · rigid standards

Guest Stars

Distinguished visitors, temporary operatives, and supporting personalities who appear whenever the Ministry requires specialized assistance—or a little extra attitude.

1Visiting dignitary
Portrait of Corset, TLSO Back Brace

Official guest portrait

Visiting Dignitaries

Corset

TLSO Back Brace

Corset is the Ministry’s resident spinal aristocrat: rigid, supportive, and entirely convinced that proper posture is a moral virtue. They arrive strapped, polished, and full of opinions, holding Timothy upright while delivering silent judgment to anyone caught bending, lifting, or twisting without clearance.

Known for

  • Sassy
  • Supportive
  • Rigid standards

Guest file note

Officially a TLSO brace. Unofficially the Ministry’s posture police—and its most aggressively supportive guest.