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Portrait of Stanley Scoops, Measuring Cup

Cast Sheet 2

Core Cast

Stanley Scoops

Measuring Cup

The workhorse of the kitchen: salt of the earth, steel in his spine, and probably union.

Known for

  • Exact
  • Hard-working
  • Probably union

Ministry file note

Holds the title Senior Quantitative Logistics Officer and believes measurements should mean something.

Dispatch appearances

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  • Dancing Mule Coffee CompanyFor the first annual Ministry of Toast Coffeehouse Appreciation Day: (1) Ask Sentinel to name the ceremonial Wi-Fi password that must never actually be used. (2) Invite Sir Lord Velvet to choose the most aristocratic pastry shape and explain why lesser shapes should be quietly discouraged. (3) Have Stanley Scoops certify the exact spoon-to-saucer ratio required for a fully accredited Ministry coffee service.