Cast Sheet 1
Core Cast
Sir Lord Velvet
Egg Slicer
Noble, elegant, effortlessly prepared, and silently disappointed in everyone.
Known for
- Noble
- Elegant
- Suspiciously prepared
Ministry file note
Secretly has the instincts—and possibly the employment history—of an assassin. His shadowy side occasionally behaves as its own character.
Dispatch appearances
1- Dancing Mule Coffee CompanyFor the first annual Ministry of Toast Coffeehouse Appreciation Day: (1) Ask Sentinel to name the ceremonial Wi-Fi password that must never actually be used. (2) Invite Sir Lord Velvet to choose the most aristocratic pastry shape and explain why lesser shapes should be quietly discouraged. (3) Have Stanley Scoops certify the exact spoon-to-saucer ratio required for a fully accredited Ministry coffee service.