
Cast Sheet 1
Core Cast
Sentinel
Router
The quiet, patient, stoic guardian of internet packets, watching through blinking lights.
Known for
- Quiet
- Patient
- Stoic
Ministry file note
Rarely comments unless the network—or civilization—is in danger.
Dispatch appearances
1- Dancing Mule Coffee CompanyFor the first annual Ministry of Toast Coffeehouse Appreciation Day: (1) Ask Sentinel to name the ceremonial Wi-Fi password that must never actually be used. (2) Invite Sir Lord Velvet to choose the most aristocratic pastry shape and explain why lesser shapes should be quietly discouraged. (3) Have Stanley Scoops certify the exact spoon-to-saucer ratio required for a fully accredited Ministry coffee service.