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Portrait of Professor Cuff, Blood-Pressure Monitor

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Medical & Support Staff

Professor Cuff

Blood-Pressure Monitor

A measured academic with a firm grip and no patience for unverified readings. Professor Cuff squeezes first, lectures second, and refuses to certify a crisis until the numbers repeat themselves.

Known for

  • Measured
  • Scholarly
  • Firm grip

Ministry file note

Gets one confirming vote before the IV cavalry arrives.

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