Cast Sheet 1
Core Cast
Captain K
Coffee Machine
Gender-fluid chaos incarnate: jittery, prophetic, temperamental, and occasionally associated with improperly ejected coffee—or roaches.
Known for
- Jittery
- Prophetic
- Temperamental
Ministry file note
Frequently rattles awake muttering appliance prophecies.
Dispatch appearances
1- Big Momma’s Coffee & Espresso BarFor the first annual Ministry of Toast Coffeehouse Appreciation Day: (1) Designate one espresso bean as Captain K’s ceremonial Bean of Office and explain why it is fit to lead the opening procession. (2) Give Agent Partie a code name for an empty sugar packet to be preserved as classified evidence. (3) Invent a royal title Princess may bestow upon the café’s most presentable paper receipt.